as life goes on, i find myself seeing less and less....partly because my mother kept using the flash on the camera.

I look in a mirror and what do i see? a picture of the new movie "Abe Lincoln: vampire hunter" staring back at me

when ever I see a silver Hyundai I always look around and duck, my step-grandmother Vickie might be around

when you want to get high, don't use plants; use life. cause it definetly happens my brother.

I went back to 1955 and my mother had the hots for me just cus granpa hit me with his car. good thing i ran away and came back to my time...
only to find out that i don't exist anymore [a cookie to anyone who gets this reference]

Hm... not sure if suddenly attractive or if your just a whore.

FACEBOOK! Y U NO HAVE NOBODY CARES BUTTON!?

here in america we drink scotch, in soviet Russia; scotch drink you